New TV prog 'Heck's Ray specs'

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    Extremely Northern Well-Known Member

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    Paul Heckingbottom moves into a new house in Smithies once owned by visually challenged crooner Ray Charles and finds a pair of his old glasses. Once Hecky wears them he can see through ladies outer clothing which leads to all sorts of secretive masturbatory adventures.
     
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    shoulda saved that for the next west stand bogs mag. given the game away now..
     
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    My lawyers are watching.

    Mind they rip Jay off regularly.....
     
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    Too much time on your hands! (but funny)
     
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    Should be working.... ;)
     
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    I thought Ray Charles lived in Jump.
     
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    You're thinking of Sammy Davis Jr. Lived on Allott Crescent.
     
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    The Cryne's Game. Patrick and James go head to head to try and guess which woman used to be a man armed only with a spreadsheet and Barry Taylor to advise on a previous error he made in Regents circa 1999.
     
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    And there's me who thought this worra thread about someone making plans for Nigel.......(Spackers)
     
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    Just choked on my hot cross bun.


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