New Words for 2006! >TESTICULATING. Waving your arms around and talking B#llocks. > >BLAMESTORMING. Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was >missed or a project failed, and who was responsible. > >SEAGULL MANAGER. A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on >everything, and then leaves. > >ASSMOSIS. The process by which people seem to absorb success and >advancement >by sucking up to the boss rather than working hard. > >SALMON DAY. The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream >only >to get screwed and die. > >PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE. The fine art of whacking the crap out of an >electronic device to get it to work again. > >OHNOSECOND. That minuscule fraction of time in which you realise that >you've >just made a BIG mistake (e.g. you've hit 'reply all') > >GOING FOR A McSH!T. Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of >buying food, you're just going to the bog. If challenged by a pimply >staff >member, your declaration to them that you'll buy their food afterwards >is >known as a McSh!t with Lies. > >BEER COAT. The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a >booze >cruise at 3am. > >JOHNNY-NO-STARS. A young man of substandard intelligence, the typical >adolescent who works in a burger restaurant. The 'no-stars' comes from >the >badges displaying stars that staff at fast-food restaurants often wear >to >show their level of training. > >PICASSO BUM. A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks >like >she's got four buttocks > >SALAD DODGER. An excellent phrase for an overweight person
