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If you were to kill yourself, how would you do it?

Just out of interest, like?

(Topic came up in a conversation today, that's all.)

 

**** me!

None of those - i'd somehow get hold of a gun and shoot myself through the head.</p>

 

RE: **** me!

Wouldn't that be (leave) a flesh wound?

 

Not what I would call a 'flesh wound'

 

Not what I would either

 

RE: Not what I would either

Sorry


Now stop being picky!

S)

 

You can imagine the 'flesh wounds' he's had. I bet his limb was nearly off.

Obviously he's a hard nut.</p>

&quot;Shot himself in the head&quot;</p>

&quot;Nah, just a flesh wound. I did it to myself the other day&quot;</p>

 

Zadok is...

... the Black Knight in monty python and the holy grail !!!

 

Thought about doing it many a time

 

...when Spackman was in charge?

 

RE: You can imagine the 'flesh wounds' he's had. I bet his limb was nearly off.

 brilliant.

 

RE: Zadok is...

Never seen it, giz a clue!

 

You've never seen it?! That film is fantastic

Scene opens with a clearing in a forest - black knight says to knight of round table 'NONE SHALL PASS' describes himself as the invincible black knight. They start to fight over it and the knight of the round table cuts off the black knight's arm. knight of round table goes onto one knee to pray and thank God for this incredible victory. Black knight starts kicking knight of round table in the arse saying 'COME ON THEN!'. 'BUT YOUR ARM'S OFF' 'NO IT ISN'T, IT'S JUST A NICK - WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? CHICKEN?', They continue to fight. Black knight loses other arm, but continues to fight on, kicking at the knight of the round table. 'BUT I'VE CUT OFF BOTH YOUR  ARMS!' 'NO YOU HAVEN'T, IT'S A SCRATCH, COME ON, I'LL KICK YOU TO DEATH', fight continues until black knight loses both arms and legs. Black Knight continues shouting at the knight of round table 'COME ON! I'LL BITE YER TO DEATH, COME BACK!'etc etc</p>

You need to see the film really.</p>

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Just found it on You Tube!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eMkth8FWno</p>



MINT!</p>

(my recollection wasn't entirely accurate though!)</p>

 

RE: Just found it on You Tube!

Hahahaha

 

Bum Freddie Mercury.

 

What does slit neck and put head through glass window come under?

 

RE: What does slit neck and put head through glass window come under?

Flesh wound. I guess.

 

I ll wait til about 9.40 and then decide.Ground bogs.

 

YOU CALL THAT A FLESH WOUND?! You're barmy.