Not talentless? What has he ever done. Seriously. Tell me since turning pro what he's achieved one of worst strikers I've seen in a long time
You've missed a lot worse then. The guy is a jerk. If he had an inkling of a brain he'd have stayed in the Prem, certainly no lower than mid table.
Surprised Sheffield United haven't put a cheeky bid in for him. They're supposedly already discussing terms with Adam Johnson for when he gets out.... !
Steady pal, one of their fans might shout something at you from 50 yards away and then bring 2 books out about it