about 30 years ago ish my wife,s work mate became pregnat for the fourth time and as we know the lasses geton with it, visits to the Docs and hospital now we all do our regular shopping trips on this day our friend said wil you drop this water(urine)sample at the hospital well i called with said bottle,and the nurse was busy,at the counter,she turned from her last customer and said in Cheerful voice (as they do)ORTHAPEDIC) handing the sample to her , i said ,NO,DOROTHY PEED IT)i think i made her day
You are nothing short of a comedy fecking genious! I'm so glad you decided to lay that one on us for no apparent reason. In fact, some piss is greedily bursting it's way out of my underspanners as I type. (asshole) Anyway, what's tonights half-time entertainment gonna be in your animal loving Town? Pussy cats in the electric chair? Rabbits being beheaded? Can't wait to find out. See you tonight shitcnuts.(givinfinger)
Here it ten past 4 i suspect, you think im in Barnsley but i am Immingham i used to ha ve a dog many years ago Just been in the back garden and there is this CAT,i know what its doing we are pestered with mice so i am not disturbing my Pal the Cat Just been to hospital for a check up the nurse said can i see ur Tablets my Viagra box was Empty she loked at me at 77 she wud i said have just took it you had better look sharp
Sorry owd lad But half my family live in DONNY n Alex Jeeffry best player ive seen and CHARLIE you never know who ur talking to do yer
