my mate pulled his left arse cheek a while back or his glutimus maximus to be specific. Symptoms were: walking as if you have a spade up your arse. He did it playing football which i thought was a bit odd.
Well, all I did was get up off my chair at work! Bloodyhell fire, I daren't move. Proper bringing a tear to my eye.
Massage is the cure for a sore rear end'' And I've got real soft soothing hands.... I'm like that you see always offering a service when needed.... (clap) ....
Tell ya what if he carries on laughing at me, I'm going to see how hard I can throw my mouse at him! (wicked)
RE: Funny you should mention that I once did something at the top of my back. Couldnt move. Had to find a position that didnt hurt and just stay in it. Pure agony