Noises in the bathroom.....

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  1. CelebrityMonkey

    CelebrityMonkey Well-Known Member

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    .....so I go to investigate.

    Me : What are you doing now ?


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    Monkey : We are suffragettes. We are protesting about not being able to vote for the new Tykesmad mods.

    Ronni Jamal : VOTES FOR MONKEYS !!

    Me : Well why have you chained yourselves to the bath ?

    Monkey : It was the only chain we could find. You won't be able to have a bath until we get the vote.

    Me : Fine, I prefer the shower anyway.



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    Next thing there is a lot of clip clopping and Doncaster Rovers appear in the bath with their horses.

    Monkey : Great, you got my text then !

    Pikey 1 : Yes, what is so urgent that we had to come right away ?

    Monkey : I want you to stage a horse race then I will run out in front of the winner and be dangerously wounded ( but just pretend to hurt me won't you ! ). That's right R.Tivvy isn't it ?

    R.Tiverton : Yes, it worked for women.

    Pikey 2 : For heaven's sake, I think we have better things to do thank you !



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    Me : Yes but next you are going to all have to go on hunger strike too.

    Monkey : R.Tiverton, you never mentioned THAT ! Where's the key ?
     
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    bangbababing New Member

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    Did you go on Tuesday monkey?

    We couldn't see you in your usual spot
     
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    CelebrityMonkey Well-Known Member

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    RE: Did you go on Tuesday monkey?

    SOMEBODY LIED TO US !

    Said it was an away match !

    Fobbed us off with a packet of M&S chocolate biscuit selections when the result came in....

    'Oh ! I must have got Burnley and Barnsley all mixed up ! Silly me !'
     
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    CelebrityMonkey Well-Known Member

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    No need for elections.....

    on here is there where everyone gets along fine :D :D (dancin) (dancin)
     
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    MrsHallsToffeerolls Well-Known Member

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    Mirror in the bathroom.....

    mirror mirror mirror mirror.
     
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    RE: Mirror in the bathroom.....

    The beat circa early 80's?
     

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