Non footy yarn,have a chuckle

when i worked for Hansons
i drove a anilmal food ttanker
for BOCM at Selby
and that section had athier annual Holiday
so i was spare every day
the boss gave me a job of taking a flat wagon and loading it with 2 hundred weight bags (oh yes)
i had to go,to the bagging section
and park my vehicle under the Escalator
they could not lower it low enoght for me
so the bags had a drop on to my shoulder about a foot
i had never loaded a wagon of sacks before
10 ten was the load
now the Loaders had seem me at BOCM many times and thought i was expirienced,(MISTAKE)
of they starst the escalator and up comes the first 2 cwt bag of corn
i tried to catch on my shoulder
Bump,im on the floor its on top of me then another
then another
the loader was not looking all he was interested was loading
some other trucker was watching and came to my resue
and loaded the wagon for me
ouch im still here