Cricket is gay. And it's only like watching The Guards v The Prisoners anyway. Grown men running about in pyjama's. 'Howzat?'. 'It's boring - that's how it is'. Public schollboy homosensual nonsense. It's a little known fact that no-one actually knows the rules of cricket. They make them up as they go along. Silly mid off, long hop, backward point, beamer - duckworth lewis bag of ballax.
