Not being funny right, but Jacob Mellis & Kelvin Etuhu playing in the same team?

I don't get it? Nothing to do with football, but isn't that like a very big accident waiting to happen? Wouldn't everyone be better off if they played for clubs on like - opposite sides of the world? And maybe Nile Ranger sent on a free transfer to Dark Side of the Moon FC?

I think Keith Hill's parenting skills might be put seriously to the test. I can see Don Rowing turning up to work one morning and finding a big hole in the ground where Oakwell used to be.