Not the 07/08 Season Awards

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  1. Sta

    Stahlrost Well-Known Member

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    1) Best left footed shot by a right footed player
    2) Worst showing of dissent
    3) Luckiest escape when really should have been sent off
    4) Longest throw in
    5) Best goal celebration
    6) Worst goalkeeping howler
    7) Worst foul against a Barnsley player
    8) Best foul on an opposition player
    9) Most predictable win
    10) Most predictable loss
    11) Best back header
    12) Worst half time entertainment
    13) Best looking snack bar attendant
    14) Most tasty chocolate bar
    15) Most popular pre-match pint
     
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    1) Best left footed shot by a right footed player: Toby Tyke
    2) Worst showing of dissent : JCR every game
    3) Luckiest escape when really should have been sent off: Kozluk for the many mistimed challenges
    4) Longest throw in: Kozluk
    5) Best goal celebration: I prefer Mullers penalty save celebration
    6) Worst goalkeeping howler: Davey's howler to keep muller on!
    7) Worst foul against a Barnsley player: Howards blatent penalty at Liverpool
    8) Best foul on an opposition player: Itanje just twating Odejayi out of the way
    9) Most predictable win: 7-4
    10) Most predictable loss 4-0
    11) Best back header: Foster yesterday
    12) Worst half time entertainment: That shitty shed game last season
    13) Best looking snack bar attendant : is there any in barnsley?
    14) Most tasty chocolate bar: galaxy caramel
    15) Most popular pre-match pint: Johns

    Best one yet :D
     
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  3. Gue

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    Worst half time entertainment was the bint from Balls of Steel at blunts game. She wanted fecking.

    Best foul? Big Dennis elbowing Frazier Campbell at 'ull. Couldn't keep up with him, so kill him.

    Best pie: chicken balti.

    Worst pint: the last one before walking to the ground. Always rushed because you've left it too late.

    Worst squad number: 55. Completely pointless.

    Best haircut: kozluk. Simple short back and sides beats all this garbage out there.
     
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  4. Sta

    Stahlrost Well-Known Member

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    7-4??????

    Some good answers though :D
     
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    1) Best left footed shot by a right footed player Devaney must have kicked it with his left once
    2) Worst showing of dissent You at Green Man following Grandad accusations
    3) Luckiest escape when really should have been sent off Shawcross
    4) Longest throw in ?
    5) Best goal celebration My daughter v Blackpool Coulsons winner - how she jumped that high I'll never know.
    6) Worst goalkeeping howler Signing Warner on loan when he was already cup tied
    7) Worst foul against a Barnsley player Making Muller play the 2nd half when injured
    8) Best foul on an opposition player Anyone who managed to smack Shawcross this season - I'll buy them a pint.
    9) Most predictable win Chelsea - it was obvious.
    10) Most predictable loss 1-0 at Owls
    11) Best back header that slaphead at Everton did a good one last night
    12) Worst half time entertainment That crap bogus will you marry me thing at Bramall Lane .... half time engagement on the pitch are no joke.
    13) Best looking snack bar attendant . Don't do snack bars, but there was this lad on a train ........................
    14) Most tasty chocolate bar P P pp p Galaxy
    15) Most popular pre-match pint One bought by you.
     
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    Stahlrost Well-Known Member

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    You're in the lead so far

    Some really creative answers in there. Especially the grandad one and the flying daughter celebration.
     
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