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  1. D/T

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    40 stone woman gives birth to twins. How did she get preggers in the first place.
     
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    :D:D:D:D god only knows
     
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    me thinks she had the turkey baseter out
     
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  4. D/T

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    must have cost a fortune in flour.
     
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    Well what happens is when a Man loves a Women they have sex which involves the Man putting is dick in the Womens ***** and knocking the back out of her until he ejaculates inside her this causes the Women to become pregnant.

    Is that ok for you?
     
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    I'll give you £100 notes if you could **** her *****.
     
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    **** me ive just read it on NOTW website.

    Who every fecked her must have been as drunk as a rat
     
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    To be fair, i thought it was triplets nt
     
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    either way. HOW!
     
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    But how did he find the quim
     
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    To be honest mate i don't think its even worth thinking about how he did it
     
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    scaffolding/
     
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    Them babies better run for there lifes cos shes created her dinner

    GET IN MY BELLY
     
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