Ode to 2006 by Richard Kell

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  1. Jay

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    Happy New Year to one and all
    My leg is fixed, I can kick a ball
    So you'll all see I'm very good
    I'm so pleased, I've got wood
     
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    On the bench at Saltergate
    Why didn't I get on ?
    It's like Watergate
    I did my warm up as requested
    But my skills were never tested
     
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    How far

    did you travel towards Bournemouth before you heard it was off?
     
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    RE: How far

    Meadowhall. That seems to be the standard distance to travel before one realiases one ain't seeing no football..........
     
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    Don't think

    either of us missed much. We've only lost 1 in umpteen, but that was a very disappointing festive period. Still think we're short of summat, but I don't know what that summat is. Probably consistency... or Andy Booth.

    What was Tommy Wright like?
     
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    Watt we are missing

    just that.
     
  7. Gue

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    RE: Don't think

    BillySharpBillysHARPbILLYsHARPBillySharp
     
  8. Gue

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    RE: Don't think

    Despite his attempt to go for 'most glaring misses on a debut' award, I think he'll be an excellent player for us. Him & Hayes up front - quality. However, those who can't wait for a laiker in a Reds shirt to fail will disagree. Ho hum.

    Steven Watt please, and then I think we're set. Oh and if we could stop defending on our 18 yard line once we go a goal up, and I'll be happy.
     
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    Damn that gypsy with the peg
    For thats the reason i broke my leg
    I was on the bench to play this game
    I felt a twinge and its gone again
    ******
     
  10. Gue

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    If we had best team available . i.e. fit..

    then I don't think we need a lot

    other than a strong tackling left full back

    however if Carbon knackered then we need a solid lad there or a new right back and move Hassle in

    for me we have a good mix of striking approaches now

    Hayes - touch
    New lad - gets in right place
    Richards effort
    Nardi............ well theoretically fast but.....
     
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    RE: If we had best team available . i.e. fit..

    And Nardi...best finisher?
     
  12. Gue

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    RE: If we had best team available . i.e. fit..

    Would have no qualms about having Hassel at centre half against anyone. Even Booth.

    Dunno what's happened with Robbie Williams although imho he got better as the game went against Chesterfield.

    As I keep harping on about, a lot of problems we bring on ourselves by conceding space and defending too deep. In Shukes, Devaldo, Hayes, Howard we have players who can cause dfenders problems by going at them, so why we don't get the ball down and be more positive throughout the 90 minutes rather than just one half of our choosing.
     
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    Ode to being on the bench by Richard Kell

    Andy told me to get stripped,
    As the teams form had surely dipped,
    In which position shall I go?
    My **** can play better than Wroe.

    Andy said 'ey, not so quick',
    Cos Nicky's arse he surely licks,
    'I'll put on Hayes & Shrek instead,
    and take off Shukes 'cos he's playing like a complete Joey fecking Deacon who looks like he's on his way out of the club'

    That last line really hit the spot.
     
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    I hope you're right

    Otherwise it's

    You've waited for me to play for ages
    Meantime thanks for all the wages
    But I've never played in League One
    So I might turn out a complete mong.

    These wages, for which thanks I say
    Have not been hard-earned by the way
    These are wages I've been robbing
    Fact is, I'm the new Jim Dobbin
     
  15. Gue

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    Harsh.

    He did one of the most extensive warm up's I've ever seen.

    That must have earned him a few quid.

    And he took his shirt off, then put it back on.
    I think Richtea asked him to lapdance for him.

    I could be wrong though.
     
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    If we had best team available . i.e. fit..

    just replaced Kay in the category </p>

    &quot;best at moaning at the ref when things go wrong&quot;</p>

    head and shoulders above everyone else in the category </p>

    &quot;what-you expect me-a prolific striker- to actually tackle??&quot;</p>
     
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    RE: Harsh.

    His warm was class, Reyt enjoyed it me. (H) How skinny is he? I'am worried, he's bound to snap in a hard tackle.
     

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