Ode to AFC Barnsley. By Richard Kell

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  1. Gue

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    Done &amp; dusted, in the bin</p>

    Born of Bestall's lottery win</p>

    The real point of it all as you say</p>

    Was to be there if the Tarn went away</p>

    Now at least this here bulletin site</p>

    Won't be filled with AFC *****.</p>
     
  2. SuperTyke

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    bravo that man

    The best ode yet.
     
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    The AFC dream is finally dead</p>

    From my Jap's eye a tear i shed</p>

    But when he's released and given away</p>

    For whom will Nathan Jarman play?</p>
     
  4. Gue

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    He'll play for Frickley like all the rest
    Not quite upto second best
    Scrapping in the Unibond
    Little fish in little pond
     
  5. Gue

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    Frickley games are a blessing</p>

    They serve you ale without any messing</p>

    So when our Nate up there does go</p>

    Can he take Nicky Wroe ?</p>
     
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    Ode to finishing 7th by Andy Ritchie

    Going with what we've got
    Make the playoffs, we will not
    Horlocks the one you all seem to rate
    But its important to me that I'm the players best mate
    Wright, Nix and McParland, my signings arent w.ank
    Finishing 7th we might, and its me you should thank.
     
  7. Gue

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    Ode to proper fans by me

    Going away by hyper-drive</p>

    3 points in't bag by ten to five</p>

    But up at Hudds the best fan's not there</p>

    A bit of pillock I will wear</p>

    Staying home and logging on</p>

    Talking ***** like Johnny Coach-mon</p>
     
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    RE: Ode to proper fans by me

    You think you're the bestest fan?</p>

    You go to less games than me Gran</p>

    If there's a bird around you will nail her</p>

    But you've been away less than Stevie Taylor</p>

    Where were you at Yeovil, Brentford or Preston?</p>

    You should hide your face, like Simon Weston.</p>
     
  9. Gue

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    RE: Ode to proper fans by me

    Hark at thee, negative outlook</p>

    Us business types, time off can't book</p>

    I get away as and when</p>

    Birds nailed this month equate to ten</p>
     

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