Shuker played every game last year I sat down upon my rear Now he's gone but I'm still here What the hell is gooing on theer?
Dilly Dally like a lass</p> Past defender cannot pass</p> My agent said wait a bit</p> Now I look like a tit.</p>
chris shuker would always try but its time to say bye bye because he was dirty he got booked sign some players, or we are really <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">fu</span> in trouble.
Song for Shuker ... ... sung by Richard Kell, obviously. To the tune of "Super Trouper" by Jay's favourite band Abba. Super Shuker No one wants to buy me But I won't feel down Hide my elfish frown Hold out for more cash from Town I was sick and tired of everything When I called my agent from Cardiff All I did was warm up the subs bench So me and Nardy had a lovers tiff So imagine I was glad to get an offer I can spend the days looking at Danny’s rear And it's gonna be so great In the Championship next year Cos I’m the … Super Shuker No one wants to buy me Cos I’m four foot three (Sup-p-per Shuk-k-ker) I play well on TV (Sup-p-per Shuk-k-ker) Other times I’m poo & wee Tonight the … Super Shuker Gordon doesn’t like me And his face went red (Sup-p-per Shuk-k-ker) When my agent said (Sup-p-per Shuk-k-ker) “Give more cash to Tefal head” Facing fifteen thousand Barnsley fans And my crosses can’t reach the front post My face has been spanked with a frying pan Let’s all go to York for a spit roast My agent kids them on that I might not be signing I’ll be with Nardy next year alright But then Gord tears my contract up And my pants are filled with ***** Who’ll take the … Super Shuker Lincoln might just buy me If my agent begs (Sup-p-per Shuk-k-ker) I run through people’s legs (Sup-p-per Shuk-k-ker) No more boffing Nardy’s dregs
chris shuker's legend is here thus, the number 18 shirt he wore for us,</p> when for hartlepool he elbowed in the face, oh yes he was a fecking disgrace,</p> but then he signed what was to come, a fancy winger shakin his bum,</p> they came to watch and cheer and clap, until the legend went flat and crap,</p> now he lives in mediocrity, picked in the team behind hayes and devaney,</p> farewell we must say,tara shrimp boy for all your skill, thanks for your dues just wish whoever gets you could pay a bigger bill. </p>
For a winger, Shuker cant cross</p> At times looked like he couldn't give a toss</p> He continued to turn out dross</p> Now he's off to listen to Bros</p>
I saw him play away at Walsall in the Cup. Oh dear!</p> He will come good this year , he will be a better player in the championship!</p> </p>
You look like Oddbod - from Carry On Screaming You want more cash - you must be dreaming You're four foot nowt - just out of school son Look who we bowt - that lad Michael Coulson I'd let you stay - just for Nardy's sake Oh and by the way - you might never lake But I'd wish you no ill - if you had to go I'd remember you, still - as a Cardiff hero (raiseaglass)
