Ode to defensive options.

In the middle or at the back</p>

Our season is stuffed like a quim full of cack</p>

But here comes Bobby to fill the void</p>

He's better than Kay, the faulty android.</p>

 

Ode to not scanning.

It doesn't matter what words you use or how many times.

So long as it rhymes.

 

RE: Ode to not scanning.

Go and **** off</p>

And chew on some spoff</p>

You negative gay</p>

You're just like that Jay.</p>