Ode to Dreamboy3000

Monty Python - Minstrel's song

Brave Dreamboy ran away,
Bravely ran away, away.
When Gordon reared his ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled.
Yes, brave Dreamboy turned about
And gallantly, he chickened out.
Bravely taking to his feet,
He beat a very brave retreat,
Bravest of the brave, Dreamboy3000.
He is packing it in and packing it up
And sneaking away and buggering off
And chickening out and p*ssing off home,
Yes, bravely he is throwing in the sponge.

 

Ode to Dreamboy3000 by Richard Kell

Dreamboy bravely rants at Rib,
Claims that Gord is telling fibs,
Makes his mouth all night & day,
Chelps for fun - then runs away.

Invite lands to air his views,
With Journo Tyke & the Deacon Crew,
"Let me think" - draws out the tension,
His anus lacks any retention.

Gord would like to hear his thoughts,
Or does he want him in the courts?
"Come for tea" Gord says to him,
More chance of Jay getting some quim.

The moral to this little tale,
Is if you feel your valour fail,
Then maybe you should shut your gob?
Or be a man ... and not a knob.

 

as per - top stuff )

 

Many Lies.....

but saying i think Shepherd is fibing is too much when i have never said that.

 

Jellyspineboy3000.

Re-arrange this well known phrase or sentence:
"is your Put where money mouth your".

Cowardboy3000.

You've posted twelvety things that question Gord's integrity.

Scaredycatboy3000.

Are you Italian?