Ode to Liam Chilvers by A. Richtea

Discussion in 'Bulletin Board ARCHIVE' started by Guest, Sep 1, 2005.

  1. Gue

    Guest Guest

    Hello there Liam
    We're the tarn
    I'll not bother asking
    Cos you'd probably turn us darn
     
  2. Gue

    Guest Guest

    Welcome to Barnsley.
    Facilities? Mint!
    Wages? Nah
    we're fecking skint
     
  3. Gue

    Guest Guest

    ode to Barnsley by Marc Richards

    Big stand big stand
    Nice training pitch
    You once signed Hignett
    Life's a bitch.
     
  4. Gue

    Guest Guest

    RE: ode to Barnsley by Marc Richards

    Broken leg?
    Dunt thee worry
    Train with us
    Easy money
     
  5. Gue

    Guest Guest

    RE: ode to Barnsley by Marc Richards

    Want to retire?
    Pissed as a lord?
    Only played twice?
    Sign him, Gord.

    Got no feet?
    Non-League Dandy?
    4th tier reject?
    Sign him, Andy.

    Can't find a club?
    Awful record?
    Mental issues?
    Sign him, Gord.

    Can't score goals?
    Tall as Gandhi?
    Dribble like Joey?
    Sign him, Andy.
     

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