ode to Barnsley by Marc Richards Big stand big stand Nice training pitch You once signed Hignett Life's a bitch.
RE: ode to Barnsley by Marc Richards Want to retire? Pissed as a lord? Only played twice? Sign him, Gord. Got no feet? Non-League Dandy? 4th tier reject? Sign him, Andy. Can't find a club? Awful record? Mental issues? Sign him, Gord. Can't score goals? Tall as Gandhi? Dribble like Joey? Sign him, Andy.