Ode to Paddy Kenny (all my own work)

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  1. fir

    fired Administrator Staff Member Admin

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    You fill up my senses
    Like a spoonful of nightnurse
    Like a rub with vicks vapour
    Like a snort of white stuff
    Like a bite on the eyebrow
    When your wife went out pulling
    Like the Blades in the in the Premier
    We won't see you again....



    Na Na Na Naa Naa Naaaaa, ooo!




    (blaze)
     
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    Quality :D :D
     
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    shame he wont be there to hear that! lol

    nice one.
     
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    Excellent :D
     
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    Mint !!!!
     
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    You've missed your true vocation

    :D :D (worship) (worship) (respect) (respect)
     
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    All together now....
     
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  8. fir

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    What?

    You mean instead of being a respectable married woman, with a professional career, I should have been a chant-starter on the Ponty End?

    Sadly it's true.

    :D (rockon)
     
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    Absolutely

    :D
     
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    be nice to get that one going when we play em on sky!

    nowt better than taking the piss of other teams songs off with a parody! lol
     
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  11. fir

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    In all fairness though

    we struggle with a chorus of "Come on you Reds" these days.

    Still it would be funny if players could warm up taking free kicks against a giant cut out of a Benylyn bottle or something.

    :D
     
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    Excellent :D :D
     
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    RE: What?

    Steady on, dont get ideas above your station. There is a certain Locke Park tyke who is the self appointed chant starter for the ponty end. Have you seen some of his offerings posted here? You have some stiff competition :D
     
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    Quality - and slightly off-topic

    ...our tannoy guy is well known for playing piss-take songs before games which are relevant to specific clubs and is always open to suggestions.

    My particular favourites were Gypsies, Tramps & Thieves when Sw*nsea came to NP (along with Money's Too Tight To Mention the week after they were put into administration for the 2nd time) and the theme to "Steptoe & Son" when West Ham were here. Bristol City are also an easy target.

    Anyway, I've emailed him today with a couple of requests for the Sheffield Utd game - although it's probably a little while down the line to be topical tbh. I asked for The Drugs Don't Work by the Verve & Sorted Out For E's & Whizz by Pulp :D
     
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    What about for when we visit?

    Perhaps Rudderless by The Lemonheads?
     
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    Go straight for the jugular

    I'm forever blowing bubbles.

    That should do the trick.
     
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    RE: Go straight for the jugular

    "a spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down..." :)
     
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    'Don't cry for me Argentina' nt
     
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    Love It what tune is it 2 if any ??
    :D
     
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    (doh)

    It's to their "World famous" Greasy Chip Butty Song (Annies Song)
     
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