Ode to returning to fitness by Richard Kell

Build my muscle, big and strong

Back in't squad, it won't be long

Midfield dynamo, that's the suggestion

Why won't Knowles answer Dirk's 1 question ?

 

RE: Ode to leg breaks by Richard Kell

Pass the ball through the gap
Was that a twig? No, my tibia snapped
Balsa legs - who would think it?
Pay my wages in clubshop trinkets.

 

Talking of trinkets

La Sensa now selling laydeez scanties with removable trinkets.

had to leave tout suite after reading that on Sundi

 

Ode to the end of season awards by Richard Kell

A run of form up to May

Might get me rewarded, hip hip hooray

The type of reward I might gain ?

I hope it's in York to pull a train.

 

RE: Talking of trinkets

Trout suite?
Is that Jay's sofa when their lass has been sat on it on a hot day?

 

Tsk

no work today?

Recovered from the haul in yet?

 

RE: Ode to leg breaks by Richard Kell

Grand a week,
No mug me
Not like a ****** ************
working 4 ****

 

RE: Ode to the end of season award dinner by Richard Kell

Get to Crosslands - have some wine
Hairy plums, filled with brine
What main course would suit me most?
The famous York Hotel spit roast.

 

RE: Tsk

Steady today.
2 hours to get here ... complete cack on a stick.

Got a speech to write later for a wedding on Setdi.
I'm going to say 'spoff' 31 times.

 

RE: Ode to the end of season award dinner by Richard Kell

Beer & Wine all the way
40 miles to way hey hey
Hope they haven't posted a sentry
cos like book-keeping it's double entry.

 

RE: Tsk

Wont take much writing.

Spoff x 31

I think I have echoes in my head from playing music too loud on the way in.

Vibrating VTR.... niceff

 

RE: Ode to leg breaks by Richard Kell

Don't you meam ******* *********?

 

RE: Ode to the end of season award dinner by Richard Kell

4 course meal & top class brandy,
Book a room - the boys are randy,
Let's all have a celebration,
And lot's of double penetration.

 

RE: Ode to leg breaks by Richard Kell

As if I'd say owt so untrue.

Definitly meant ****** ***************

 

RE: Ode to the end of season award dinner by Richard Kell

A little bit pissed and getting frisky
Think we've all had too much whisky
Let's get away from the hoards
And let us pray we don't cross swords.

 

RE: Ode to the end of season award dinner by Richard Kell

Champagne breakfast - pop the cork,
Boot the ladies out in York,
Call the family ... must get home,
Just been frottered by a gnome.

 

RE: Ode to the end of season award dinner by Richard Kell

Oh my head what was I thinking ?
The empty Moets, we've been drinking
Who's are those knickers ? Stained a bit yellow
It's the work of............ person or persons unknown

 

RE: Ode to the end of season award dinner by Richard Kell

End of season
Glamour and glitter
Scores 30 a season
up the ********

 

RE: Ode to the end of season award dinner by Richard Kell

Phone the family or catch a train?
Walking like a tired John Wayne,
Dumped outside - I curse damnation,
On the Nardy/Shuker combination.