Sir Bobby Robson RIP. He used to come out with some cracking lines, without even knowing what he was doing.
He was great with player names. I remember an ex player telling a really funny story on the radio about how he called all the black players in the squad the same name. It was very funny.
I remember a conversation with Shola Ameobi: Reporter: It's a tricky name to pronounce, what does the gaffer call you? Shola: Carl Cort!
John Sitton, ex Orient manager. Sacked a couple of players and offered two more out at half time http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=obixCOVTVwY