Yes. I would like a pair of earplugs please. So the next time you text me at 1am, when I'm in bed, dreaming of stuffing Emberg's caramac crypt, you won't fooking wake me up. (I know I appeared to be online Tez, totally my fault I know) BTW... out on Saturday with Kenny B and the Gouger if tha bothered. That is all
Gougetastic. I might be out anyway.</p> I'll let you know.</p> Soz about the late night text like. Next time I'll ring.</p>
Setdi neet BBS dance-off? To be fair - I made you two look like a right pair of cnuts. My boogie skills are beyond compare. Oh aye - I'm handy. I've been perfecting my new move. I call it "The Rottweiler". It's class.
Not a 'patch' The most common wnak dogs name apparently.</p> Apparently I use 'apparently' too much.</p> Good day.</p>
I've been practicing some new moves myself. Its called 'The Moron'. It involves sweating alot and making out that I've had a stroke. Mi beatches love it. Word.
I've a belter Its called the Helen Daniels.</p> I going around stroking ladies bums.</p> I have now a valid excuse.</p>
Also ... ... I have perfected the following dance moves: "The Jay" - involves laying on the dancefloor & rubbing your back. "The Nutkins" - it's a bit like the Peter Crouch robot ... but mean you have to drink 11 bottles of cheap wine first. "The Hartog" - it's a random pelvic thrust that is meant to attract the Lovingstones faithful. "The SM" - splashing around, under the disco light, in your own piss. "The Roundsman" - simply tossing yourself off on the dancefloor. "The Windy" - not a single move to the left - as he's always right. "The Dillinger" - very similar to Madonna's "like a virgin" move. "The TM" - not finished this one yet - but I think it could end up with running down someones leg. I'm the Hitman. Get on.
RE: Also ... I think you are a little too kind with the description of Terrys moves. A forward roll, followed by 'fancy a ****' is about the sum of it. S W A L K The Undead
It seems to work. In my head.</p> One of the best around when I'm in the mood.</p> Lionel Blair.</p> Bruce Forsyth</p> Terry Nutkins.</p> Just rolls off of the tongue.</p>
