My mate and I are long standing Reds fans that have supported them through thick and thin. Although we live at opposite ends of the country we regularly meet up when the reds play darn south. My mate has got the Watford tickets and the better halves will be packed up and sent shopping (minus credit card). Now if Barnsley is still manger less then we are quite prepared to stand on the side line and manage. Although we are both in high profile jobs we will not charge a fee for this service but warn we will not stand animated whilst the team self -destruct. We will rollock non performing highly paid nincompoops who dare to wear our beloved shirt and we will substitute and give the youngsters a chance if necessary. As for formation we will attack from the beginning and play 2 up front and more importantly play people in the position they are comfortable with. Goals will be met with punches in the air followed by a slower version of Mourinho’s run down the touch line. We may even get sent to the stands our passion will be so high...........................but then again that will kick the norm and perhaps a much calmer man who stands motionless is better suited with 1 up front playing for the draw – or are those days gone forever? Dream over and we will be there getting behind them as usual. Come on you Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeds.
Sorry but.......... I've already booked that job, I help coach my lads U11's so I'm probably over qualified. He's the goalie, so he's standing in for Steele too, he'll miss most of the high stuff, but then so does Preece apparently. Also fetching a barn door for KO.
