Off to

America in the morning for two weeks, can't wait!

It's the nine hour flight I can't cope with.

 

Whereabouts?

I went to New York 3 years ago & loved it. Wouldn't mind going back again soon.

 

I'll come and say "awrite me old china" on Saturday

Best thing is, I may have a German with me

 

RE: I'll come and say "awrite me old china" on Saturday

erm hes going in 9 hours wont be here setdi numpty. lol

 

RE: I'll come and say "awrite me old china" on Saturday

That bang on the head is starting to affect you. That has to be one of the most surreal posts you've ever made.

 

I was on about "Another Bubble"

 

RE: I'll come and say "awrite me old china" on Saturday

I thought may appreciate a different accent to try and understand

 

Just going to Florida

Orlando, been before like.

Visiting the theme parks and such.

 

RE: I'll come and say "awrite me old china" on Saturday

Actually I have some German friends who I understand perfectly. Maybe your friend could be your interpreter. ff

 

What you trying to say? You can't understand my accent innit

 

3 things i think you should do:

1. Whilst boarding the plane, say in a loud voice "that wing looks bloody rusty"

2. As the plane is landing, adopt the 'Duck and Cover' position as you scream "WE ARE GOING TO CRASH! ONLY DEATH AWAITS US ALL NOW! DEATH I TELLS YA!!!!" when you land safely, stand up and leave the plane normally, thank the stewardess for a lovely flight.

3. Get the pilot to show you round the cockpit, come out afterwards and say "tha wouldnt have though he could fly the plane after so much vodka"

hope this helps