Right, l reckon its only a matter of time before she asks the question "shall we start trying for one?" now l'm a strong believer in Max and Paddy so l recently researched their episode where Paddy informed Max that "you only get a bucket and half" and l think this is an actual true fact based upon extensive medical research. Rather than go down the route of wearing loose fitting underwear, eating plenty of fruit and switching babestation off l thought l would be better going straight to good people that do the counting and see what my "count" is, therefore it would stop any unneccessary "hobbies and interests" being cancelled. Instead of using a google search and risk the chance of her catching me out, where can you go in Barnsley for this? l also have the following questions: 1. Do you have to take your own beaker and reading material or is this provided? 2. Am l best "leaving it" for a few days to give a better sample or will this jeopardise the counting and give a false count? 3. Is there a time limit to when your "locked in" like they have on the 10 mins freeview? 4. If you are not happy with the results can you demand a recount? Thanks in Advance.
Nah, don't bother with them doctors and that ****. If it sticks to the wall, no probs, if it's too runny then ring Brad & Angelina and ask how you go about adopting.
Been there. They will give you a tube and ask you to drop it off (FULL) in the hospital lab. OK I lied about the full bit
Right then.... As far as I'm aware there isnt anywhere in Barnsley to have this done... If you go to your GP and say you're or you've trying for a kid but you want to make sure your fully functional they may refer you to Jessops Hospital, Sheffield (So it would be free). 1) Material is provided -A few stuck together copies of mid 90's Razzle and Fiesta 2) They tell you no sexual activity for 4 days Prior to your test (That includes self service) 3) Take as long as you want.... Which will be a while with the added pressure of the receptionist knowing your having a W**K in the next room!! 4) Results are sent back to your GP for you to collect... If it's not good you can always use the Shaggy defence 'It wasn't me' Well thats just what I've heard anyway!!
When i went to dee dar land for the test i was laid int room reading the adult literature they had left in draw the only thing i could think was shall i nick this farking mag, the 6 page Silvia Saint "spread" was outstanding before i knew it i'd got mi phone out taking photos of a farking tw@ book, when i got out the wife said you took your time din't ya i said yeah it was hard without you helping i've not done it on mi own for 8 years have i . she said fair enough but your socks would surgest otherwise but thats a different story did you do enough ?
Bird at work's found me a D.I.Y one on internet, obviously it won't be 100% it comes with all the beakers and includes a tape so assuming you can listen to pan pipes or whale noises while you crank off surely thats better than the receptionist listening in?
