Office Auto replies - wonder which one to use?

1. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Be prepared for my mood.

2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.

3. I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me until I return from holiday on 4 April. Please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.

4. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged £5.99 for the first ten words and £1.99 for each additional word in your message.

5. The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending again.

(The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see how many in-duh-viduals did this over and over).

6. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.

7. I've run away to join a different circus.

8. I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as ' Margaret ' instead of 'Steve'

 

Number 3
Also did you get the job you interviwed for ? any feedback ?(dunno)

 

Failed miserably but so did mate who expected to walk it.

Feedback - a little to casual... whats that mean?

 

FF knows, it's probably because they could find anything else to say to you. If you're outgoing you're cocky, reserved = timid. You can't win sometimes, anyway I should have thought casual would be good in patient care, who wants an uptight carer !!(casualty)

You what they say "if at first you don't succeed, FFFFF IT !!!"

 

when I went on holiday this year I put on mine "I'm buggering off on holiday I'll be back in a fortnight" when I got back I was subject to an official complaint generated by a "no mark" in Finance. He doesn't know who he is messing with!!! I have a long memory.

 

Some folk just don't have a sense of humour. I'm waiting for someone in higher authority to complain about the jokes I keep plastering on the works notice board.

 

tell me about it, I work for one of the most miserable companies in the company, everyone is so career driven they don't have time to smile.

 

I like no. 5, though one year I had a xmas card signed from ' 'Heather' (formerly Tony)':S