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I'm going to run round our lawn and pull up a few divots of grass. You can boo all you like but am I bovvered. I've got rights. There's some cows in the field outside the garden, I might go and confront them.
Might throw a few bog rolls at the end. I've still got 7,435 rolls left of my coronavirus emergency stockpile.