Oh and by the way

Shuker was poor v Chesterfield.

Mind, that'll not be his fault.

Quote from Chesterfield fan sat in that daft small stand. "All your no.18 did first half was complain at his team mates when the ball didn't go straight to his feet"

 

wasn' t that no 23??

what a waste of space Nardy -or mardy more like-was-all he did was moan if things weren't going right-and why does he always turn to the ref when tackled and put his arm up-Man U training I suspect</p>

 

RE: wasn' t that no 23??

Bet they're a barrel of laughs when they go 'on holiday' together. Doubling up on everything.

 

He's rubbish.

Here is a breakdown of his skills versus others:

Nardiello:
Workrate - 0
Finishing - 9
Aerial ability - 0
Pace - 0
Total - 9

Hayes:
Workrate - 6
Finishing - 6
Aerial ability - 5
Pace - 5
Total - 22

Richards:
Workrate - 8
Finishing - 3
Aerial ability - 6
Pace - 3
Total - 20

Tin of baked beans:
Workrate - 4
Finishing - 2
Aerial ability - 1
Pace - 3
Total - 10

It's clear to me that a tin of baked beans is better than Nardiello.

Maybe start with the beans & bring Nardy on for the last 10 minutues?

 

RE: He's rubbish.

Would the tin of beans wear the 57 shirt? His dad used to wear the shirt in his white water rafting days. He ended up being a skinhead you know. Silly Barsteward loved a flicking</p>

 

I always thought Baked Beans were quicker

 

RE: He's rubbish.

Yeah but you forgot to include

Running like a girl - 10.

That puts him way ahead of the baked beans.

 

and being a professional at "The conlon flop"

 

Okay then:

Nardiello:
Workrate - 0
Finishing - 9
Aerial ability - 0
Pace - 0
Running like a girl - 10
Spine strength - 0
Total - 19

Hayes:
Workrate - 6
Finishing - 6
Aerial ability - 5
Pace - 5
Running like a girl - 3
Spine strength - 7
Total - 32

Richards:
Workrate - 8
Finishing - 3
Aerial ability - 6
Pace - 3
Running like a girl - 0
Spine strength - 8
Total - 28

Tin of baked beans:
Workrate - 4
Finishing - 2
Aerial ability - 1
Pace - 3
Running like a girl - 0
Spine strength - 10
Total - 20

The beans are still better than Nardiello.
And don't push it - cos the next categories are ''Goes with toast'' & ''Sounds like jeans''.

 

RE: Okay then:

Go on tell us how, by staring at his arse for 90 minutes you can tell he's got a back injury.

Caused in York probably.

 

RE: Okay then:

Nardiello looks good in jeans, does that count?
I think Nads wasn't actually running like a girl, he was doing an impression of the ref. Jeremy Beadle?

 

RE: Okay then:

What about a Bean's close control ? Surely that's open for debate ?

 

Yes.

If he's not got a lower spine / pelvic problem then my name isn't Bob Sparracuda III.

Told you already - you mumbling owd lovely person.
I went to the game with a bloke who does spinal surgery ... and he told me.
I suppose he could be wrong ... but he's some kind of expert - it's not exactly like Jay commenting on footballing matters.

 

Not up for debate at all.

The tin has a dent in it - thus cradling the ball when played into it's non existent feet.

I also think the beans might be cheaper.

 

RE: Not up for debate at all.

A Bean Tin has better movement if layed across it's own axis, enabling a rolling technique. If it's on it's end, it'll be too static. MAYBE we just need to lay Nads down and see what happens ?????

 

That obviously is dependent on the flatness of the pitch....

and the type of grass used. My money is on trying to empty the contents of Nads over a piece of toast and seeing if it tastes better than the bean alternative.</p>

 

RE: Not up for debate at all.

From what I can gather that's already been done.

 

But whilst its static at leastit wont venture offside every 2 minutes

 

RE: But whilst its static at leastit wont venture offside every 2 minutes

I remember as a kid crumbling an Oxo cube into Beans to spice them up a bit, maybe we should cover Nads in Oxo, it'll spice him up, AND make him look a bit like Defoe ?

 

I hate that ******* although he was good in Platoon what has OXO got to do with him though?

Does he smell like beef?