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  1. Red

    Red Rag Active Member

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    ... the season of mists and mellow fruitfulness is here at last.

    There's condensation on your bonnet, and gossamer in the hedgerows.
    Don't forget to go out and give your lawn a good p ricking.
    If you havent got piles yet, go out and make some out of twigs covered in leaves, to give shelter to spiders, beetles and hedgehogs.
    Get your cheese out and put it in the traps, to encourage mice to look for more suitable lodgings.
    Make sure your apples are safely gathered in and trussed up.
    Pick your plums
    Clean out your front entrance
    Make sure your plumbing is in order.

    That should do it. Owt else?
     
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    'Clean out your front entrance
    Make sure your plumbing is in order.'

    I think we need some clarification RR !!
     
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    There is a double meaning in every line.
     

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