ok own up, who is "Mr Average" according to this

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  1. fir

    fired Administrator Staff Member Admin

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    Sunday Express :-
    Mr Average is:-
    40 years old
    Married 2 kids
    37" waist
    13 stone
    Size 10 feet
    Has sex 8 times a month
    Knows the words to "God Save The Queen"
    Owns 22 pairs of socks
    Thinks he's a good driver
    Works 40+ hours a week
    Has 8 -14 close friends
    Considers himself working class
    Owns 3 or more TVs
    Owns at least 1 Harry Potter Book
    Does less than 30 mins exercise a week
    Drinks 3 cupos of tea a day
     
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  2. pau

    paul.d Well-Known Member

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    2 yesses, 1 don't know,1 sometimes, 11 nos:D </p>
     
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    Mr Average has married 2 kids?! Didn't realise paedophilic bigamy was so rife!
     
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    Tyketical M'stroke New Member

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    4 yesses for me - makes me considerably more average than yooooow.
     
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  5. pau

    paul.d Well-Known Member

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    like this government I want <u>everyone</u> to be better than average:D
     
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    kestyke Well-Known Member

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    ABOUT 5 OUT OF 16 SO APPROX ONE THIRD AVERAGE.

    Mr Average is:-
    40 years old - OLDER
    Married 2 kids NEARLY
    37&quot; waist YEP
    13 stone FATTER
    Size 10 feet BIGGER
    Has sex 8 times a month HMMMM
    Knows the words to &quot;God Save The Queen&quot; NO
    Owns 22 pairs of socks LESS
    Thinks he's a good driver I AM
    Works 40+ hours a week LESS
    Has 8 -14 close friends LESS
    Considers himself working class HMMMM
    Owns 3 or more TVs ONE
    Owns at least 1 Harry Potter Book NONE
    Does less than 30 mins exercise a week MORE
    Drinks 3 cupos of tea a day10 CUPS</p>
     
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  7. Shy Talk

    Shy Talk Well-Known Member

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    ****! 11 out o 16

    I AM Joe Public :D
     
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    Knowlesy Well-Known Member

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    don't know words to national anthem?

    only a couple of lines

    shameful (shakrhead)
     
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    which god save the quees, national anthem or se x pistols song
     
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    Westie Well-Known Member

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    2, not that's good or bad :) nt
     
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