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  1. fir

    fired Administrator Staff Member Admin

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    Anyone wish to contribute to the domestic issues of the day in our house?

    1. Which way up should cutlery be stacked in a dishwasher? Blade/ fork end up, or down?

    2. What is a reasonable price for a Golf club membership (including joining fee)?

    3. If you book a caravan holiday to Skegness for the sole purpose of spending time with the in-laws, only to find that they're now going home, the day after you arrive (and you then have another 4 days to get through), do you
    a) Just go.

    b) Say ****** to it, lose your £50 deposit and book somewhere you'd really like to go to?

    and finally,
    4.
    10 yr old's homework

    Write 5 sentences using each of the following:

    There
    Their
    They're

    I'm sure one or two on here will be able to resolve the first few issues, and be stumped on the last one.....
     
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  2. Whi

    Whitey Guest

    1. Dishwasher? Posh buggers.

    2. I don't like golf.

    3. I like Skegness.

    4. Pass.
     
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  3. Mrs

    MrsHallsToffeerolls Well-Known Member

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    Skegvegas ,jeez, dont mention the miners strike you wont get away with it.
     
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    Posh ba$t@rds :p
     
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  5. fir

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    If you like Skeggy, do you want a 6 berth caravan for £300 at Spring Bank?
     
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    Once read somewhere that cutlery stacked business end up washes cleaner. However, safety dictates the other way is better.

    Golf? Any cost is too much imo. Not a fan at all.

    ****** to the Skegness thing. Go where you'd rather.

    Last one should be easy (unless the sentences have to include all three spellings in each sentence). Or get the kids to find examples in books or magazines.
     
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    Blade down (anybody who has stuck their hand on one will know what I mean)

    there I no reasonable reason o join golf club

    chuck the deposit
    a
    Kids there is no reason to help them with their homework if they're not that bothered
    there are not many good reasons to be a Barnsley fan at the moment but I suppose it gives some fans chance to express their depressive side but ultimately they're going to keep going!
    etc ec
     
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    Can't be arsed with 5, so i'll do it in one.

    Look, there are the neighbours. They're going to their car.
     
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    KFC Well-Known Member

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    Ah, that was the point. I see now!
     
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    Plus 5 sentences using Thurr in them (for recent Barnsley managers only) and Madmark of course.
     
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    1. Fork/blade way up
    2. £100
    3. B
    4. There a bunch of over payed fairies that don't deserve to where a shirt

    Did someone leave their homework on table?

    I'm glad that they're so crap at football.
     
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  12. Whi

    Whitey Guest

    No. :)
     
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  13. fir

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    Me neither.
     
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    That one is They`re not there .

    Which Golf club can you get a year for £100 ? I may be interested in that !
     
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    Full ofScabs ,Yep!!
     
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  16. fir

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    Add a "0" on.
     
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    1. No idea. We've never had a dishwasher. Well, unless you mean me now that I'm a House Husband.
    2. No idea. Never played the game (unless you include Crazy Golf).
    3. b.
    4. Just thinking of the TV show 'Are You Smarter Than A Ten Year Old?'. Well, I'm not.
    There are occasions when the folk on the BBS show their true mettle, proving they're a very useful resource.
    This isn't one of them.:)
     
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    Last question. Surely they're the ones who should be doing their own homework. There you are
     
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    Handle down fork up

    No idea

    Is it an holiday with the kids? If so then take them, they'll love it. It might not be florida but it's still a holiday away for the kids isn't it? Is there any reason you think they'd rather not go?

    I went to watch Barnsley yesterday and I concluded that there not very good. While I was their I was disappointed with the work ethic of some players. In fact a few players put in so little effort that they should hang they're heads in shame.
     
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    Mido Well-Known Member

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    1. UP
    2. £0
    3. B
    4. There is no point in watching Barnsley any more, they're rubbish and definitely down earn their wages.
     
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