Barry and I are driving up to meet frank butcher. Patricia has let us use his chauffeur and his Mrs red ford ka, so we can look professional and make our statement of intent! Barry has his questions lined up 1. How is Peggy these days and will she wash the kit for us? 2. Do you still have shares in the vic? Can you supply us some cheep lambrusco? 3. Have you got a blue ford sierra on your car lot? I have some football questions 1. Will you need Tuesday and Thursday off to take Janine swimming? 2. Will you bring Ricky as your assistant or player!? 3. Will you take £300 plus Lindley catering vouchers? Barry has just opened his packed lunch of egg sandwiches and i have tuna ones. Away better dash as Barry needs a pee pee Ron
Afternoon Ron I've filed down your steering column by 90%. I imagine it won't last the trip. I've cut Butchers brake lines too. Your plan to team him up with Clive Baker is in tatters. Godspeed.
job done. on our way home What an eventful trip! We arrived in inverness just before Barry needed to take his tablets. Just to fit in a had my tartan y-fronts on! Barry had to go one better and pulled a ginger wig and tartan cap combo out! Barry has a £60 mixed bag for just a tenner! 3 chops, 5lb mince, a beef joint, 1lb sausage, 2lb bacon, and a pinkie for t`dog. Barry did wonder why the office was full of strange people offering frank money, but just assumed that these foreign football agents must trade differently! I have signed up a few players that everybody seemed to be wanting to buy! sir loin steak, Mick sgrill and Phil etsteak. I offered him the full money that Patricia said we had left! He jumped at the chance and even wanted us to open a shop next to the club shop, insisting only that we put his name above. He was happy that we had 30 staff who all wear red and white uniforms ! We are setting off now and we are looking forward to barbecue all this meat on the fire sale we started off before we left. Ron
