On Sunday I saw someone get baptised in a Lake

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  1. Jay

    Jay Well-Known Member

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    Just thought I'd share that.
     
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    Darn't Brigg ?
     
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  3. Jay

    Jay Well-Known Member

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    Ladybower Res

    Vicar type bloke walked in with a staff to test the depth, then a young lad followed him in and got dunked. Then the congregation sang songs. It was, erm, weird.
     
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  4. Gue

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    Full immersion baptisms happen more often than you think.

    Happens quite a lot at our local baptist church but not usaully in a lake. I think they do it in a lake 'cos Jesus was baptised in open water or summat like that.
     
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    You don't know how often I think it happens

    I might think it happens a million times a day, every day.
     
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    RE: Ladybower Res

    "Vicar type bloke walked in with a staff to test the depth"

    Funny how they can never just trust their God to not let them drown isn't it. Faith's not what it used to be.

    My God (Terry) would never ever let me drown, he taught me to swim.
     
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  7. Gue

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    Good point, you might!

    And I might be sitting in a bath of badgers milk while typing this, you don't truely know.
     
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    Are you?

    Thank **** i'm not the only one. I was beginning to think that it was weird to be doing that but now I feel a little better.
     
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    RE: Good point, you might!

    I'd like to see that.

    I'd also like to see the scars on whoever milked said badger.

    I'd also like a million pounds please.
     
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  10. Gue

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    You are weird

    But, most certainly, you're not alone on here!:pff
     
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    Badgers milk

    A highly underrated milk. Nice on cornflakes.
     
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    there is no doubt

    That this site is the online equivalent of broadmoor secure hospital</p>
     
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  13. Gue

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    On a stick
     
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  14. Gue

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    RE: Good point, you might!

    T-R-U-L-Y
     
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  15. Gue

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    RE: Full immersion baptisms happen more often than you think.

    The air con at the church must have been broken??? Who controls the weather??
     
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  16. Gue

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    Wierdo!

    Cornflakes, that's just wrong. Honey nut loops is what you want, complements the milk to a tee.
     
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  17. Gue

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    Aaargh!

    You scared me, creeping up like that!
     
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  18. Rosco

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    RE: Full immersion baptisms happen more often than you think.

    Terry.
     
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    **** off red beard

    Or me and Rosco will have you killed and put in the back of my soft top bedford rascal.
     
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    RE: **** off red beard

    I'd just like it to be known that Terry Nutkins is not my god, he just happens to share a name. We do go out killing together though, in his Rascal. We've got spades in there too.

    For killing with.
     
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