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  1. Caz

    Cazi New Member

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    to get home for lunch to find the dog has bloody diarrhoea. Urgh.
     
    Cazi, Jul 19, 2005
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  2. Gue

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    A really **** old dog I inherited once called Ben had it one night. He must have run round the kitchen going, "Aaaaaargh! Me arse!"

    He got it up the walls, the fridge, the washer, everywhere.

    He was really weedy and **** but he redeemed himself one day by launching himself at a Rottweiller that was picking on the pup. He was a quarter of its weight and he gave it a right hiding.

    He had a big medal on his chest after that.
     
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    "bloody diarrhoea" - reminds me of my trek recently .....
     
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  4. Caz

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    I know what you mean. It wouldn't be too bad if they stayed still through the explosion!

    And the stench!! /poo (puke)
     
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    (lol) I'm tempted to shove some Immodium down her throat. Blimey! This is bad!
     
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    Ask the neighbour to

    look after her :$
     
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    RE: Ask the neighbour to

    Poor bairn is hiding under the table. Now, when it comes to neighbours, the gorgeous one doesn't like dogs. I suppose he could look after her and REALLY not like them afterwards :pff
     
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    Bugger said Noddy

    Tie her up in the garden for the afternoon
     
    Alityke, Jul 19, 2005
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    RE: Bugger said Noddy

    That's just reminded me that I put Bugger said Noddy as my signature and forgot to show it :S
     
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    Hicksy Administrator Staff Member Admin

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    Mental Note to Self

    Don't read Cazi's posts when you're eating M&S Lamb Stew.

    /poo
     
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  11. Gue

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    thats bad and cleaning up must be awful, at least when a dog is sick you dont have much cleaning up to do cos after a while they usually eat it again /poo
     
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    Hope your dog is a little better now

    than she was at lunchtime.

    Poor thing must be feeling very miserable because she's ill and frightened because she thinks she will be in trouble for causing a mess.
     
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    RE: Mental Note to Self

    Funny you should say that 'cos that's what it resembled. Without the carrots!

    (puke)
     
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    RE: Hope your dog is a little better now

    She's a little better now, Laura. She wont have anything to eat for 24 hours so she can completely empty her stomach of the bacteria and then hopefully she should be back to full fitness and her usual mischief.
     
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    that's one reason why I haven't got a dog, the second is that i'm dyslexic and dont believe in dog
     
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