A man goes to bed & reaches over to his wife. He starts sliding his hand slowly across her back, shoulders, then down her side just glancing her breasts then carries on down her side and legs. He slides her legs apart and slowly runs his hand up and down her inner thigh. He moves back towards the top and stops. His wife opens her eyes and gasps.. "Why did you stop?" He says "Found the remote - Back to sleep fatty"
I am not having that Mr C, that is just wrong!! They didnt even have electricity before Big Lil, never mind a remote !!!!
Re: I am not having that Mr C, that is just wrong!! That did occur to me. Did you know that he dug up his own sharp stone the other day, that he lost in the iron age? They have the jizz fizz to prove it.
Re: I am not having that Mr C, that is just wrong!! Yeah I heard about his sharp stone, tried to make out it was some sort of important axe, but it seems it was just a sharp brick!!!
Re: I am not having that Mr C, that is just wrong!! Don't tell him it were me that put it there night before! Came off back of our out-house!
I'm going to sit & sulk! . <img src ="http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/11/24/article-0-0C3715A4000005DC-984_634x579.jpg">
