X-RATED RIDDLES. >>>> >>>>Q: What's the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? >>>>A: A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. >>>> >>>>Q: What's a mixed feeling? >>>>A: When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your >>>> new car. >>>> >>>>Q: What's the height of conceit? >>>>A: Having an orgasm and calling out your own name. >>>> >>>>Q: What's the definition of Macho? >>>>A: Jogging home from your vasectomy. >>>> >>>>Q: What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? >>>>A: A guy will actually search for a golf ball. >>>> >>>>Q: How do New Zealanders practise safe sex? >>>>A: They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick. >>>> >>>>Q: Why is divorce so expensive? >>>>A: Because it's worth it! >>>> >>>>Q: What is a Yankee? >>>>A: The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. >>>> >>>>Q: What do Tupperware and a Walrus have in common? >>>>A: They both like a tight seal. >>>> >>>>Q: What does a Christmas tree and a Priest have in common? >>>>A: Their balls are just for decoration. >>>> >>>>Q: What's the difference between 'Ooooohhhh' and 'Aaaaahhhh'? >>>>A: About 3 inches. >>>> >>>>Q: Why do gay men wear ribbed condoms? >>>>A: For traction in the mud. >>>> >>>>Q: What's the difference between purple and pink? >>>>A: The grip. >>>> >>>>Q: How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? >>>>A: It's not hard. >>>> >>>>Q: How do you circumcise a Hillbilly? >>>>A: Kick his sister in the jaw. >>>> >>>>Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? >>>>A: About 45 pounds. >>>> >>>>Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? >>>>A: 45 minutes. >>>> >>>>Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? >>>>A: Because breasts don't have eyes. >>>> >>>>Q: If the Dove is the bird of Peace, what is the bird of true >>>> love? >>>>A: The Swallow. >>>> >>>>Q: What is the difference between medium and rare? >>>>A: 6 inches is medium. 8 inches is rare. >>>> >>>>Q: Why do women rub their eyes in the morning? >>>>A: Because they don't have balls to scratch.
