<span class="left"><span class="left"></span> <span class="right" /></span><span class="left"><div class="M2Searchbar2"><table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="765" border="0"><tbody><tr><td style="width: 420px"><span class="M2Searchbar2Title"><font color="#ffffff" size="3">Search</font></span> The Web People.co.uk <span class="M2Searchbar2Title"><font color="#ffffff" size="3">for</font></span> </td><td></td><td><span class="M2Searchbar2Finders"><font color="#ffffff" size="2"> </font></span></td></tr></tbody></table><div id="channelnav"><table cellspacing="1" cellpadding="1" width="755" border="0"><tbody><tr><td><font size="3">Home</font></td><td style="width: 10px">| </td><td><font size="3">News</font></td><td>|</td><td class="first"><font size="3">Sport</font></td><td>|</td><td><font size="3">People Money</font></td><td>|</td><td><font size="3">Showbiz</font></td><td>|</td><td><font size="3">Play for CASH!</font></td><td>|</td><td><font size="3">Dating</font></td><td>|</td><td><font size="3">Motoring</font></td><td>|</td><td><font size="3">More></font></td></tr></tbody></table></div><div id="sectionnav"><table cellspacing="1" cellpadding="1" border="0"><tbody><tr><td class="first"><font color="#000000" size="2">Sport</font>></td><td><font color="#000000" size="2">Sport Confidential</font></td><td>|</td><td><font color="#000000" size="2">Revved Up</font></td><td>|</td><td><font color="#000000" size="2">You The Manager</font></td><td>|</td><td><font color="#000000" size="2">Betting and Statistics</font></td><td>|</td><td><font color="#000000" size="2">Dave Kidd</font></td></tr></tbody></table></div><div id="mainpage"><div id="maincol"><div id="article_top_arbhtml"><font size="2"></font></div><div class="M2FullA"><div class="M2FullADate">2 December 2007</div><div class="M2FullAHeadline"><font size="4">OWLS BANK ON ALIEN</font> Nyangat Hillsborough yesterday.</div><p class="add-linkout" align="left">Ptark Nyang, Sheffield Wednesday's spacelagged new chairman,is to spend1mNippletasslesof his ownfortune keeping the club afloat. </p><p class="add-linkout" align="left">TheBellendian Ambassadorsays he is the club's last chance of avoiding vapourisation. </p><p class="add-linkout" align="left">"When no right-minded human would accept the job I grabbed it with both trotters," said Nyang, "I believe I can make something of this club as soon asI work out what it is they'retrying to dowith that round thing."</p><p class="add-linkout" align="left">"Good luck to him," said lifetime supporter Fred Twwat, "I can't work out what di tryin to do wi dat round thing either."</p></div></div></div></div></span>
