take his shoe laces/belt/tie and any sharp implemets from him when he gets home, and then Laugh like a loon at him
He'll be darn there after 6pm. I may or may not. If we win today, I'll go down to take the piss, if not, I'll stop in probably and watch Bristol City hammer the Blunts
I know, I'm at the pig sty today. In a box as a corporate guest. Wednesday look crap, and the fans are angry. Fryatt looks a world beater!