Oxford re Guest 200

Seperate thread, so it doesn't ruin the gameplay.

I've just analysed Guest 200's aura, it's definitely totty who is partial to bread.

Your move if you're interested.

She's Capricorn, the shy type, likes chocolate and is size 24.

 

Sounds promising, I like a girl who is partial to carbs.

I hear the Barnsley Chronicle are running a 'Heffer of Barnsley' competition next Friday...perhaps she's an applicant.

Question 2: Are you Vanessa Feltz?

 

Unlucky, she's not Vanessa Feltz.

You're definitely onto a winner though. Apparently Waitrose chocolate is her favourite. Only the big bars mind.

She's only shy in some ways. She'll definitely speak first if the biggest piece of cake is at stake for example.

 

How big are we talking here?

Is she 'salad dodger' big or 'wash myself with a rag on a stick' big?

Will our first date involve a crane? I'm not really looking for that kind of commitment.

 

Not quite rag on a stick or cranes yet

Chocolate on a stick however, will get her out of bed.

 

RE: Not quite rag on a stick or cranes yet

"Carrot or the stick?"

"Chocolate please."

 

RE: Not quite rag on a stick or cranes yet

I didn't quite lol in that over dramatic way that some people do. But let me assure you I , EAAPTONAIHCIMMAMBIA,STCATSAGIAMW

(expelled air at pace through one notril as I had coffee in my mouth and my boss is about, swallowed the coffee and then supressed a giggle, in a manly way)

The other nostril is a bit blocked with snot and that.

 

RE: Not quite rag on a stick or cranes yet

Interestingly, the expulsion of air through your nostril spelt MAMBIA and CATS.

Not that it means anything but I thought I'd point it out. It does add credence to my opinion that your posts are coded. I might read it backwards again and see what I get.

I hate to think what my boss thinks when he sees me at work. But for regular giggles at stuff on here I probably look like I'm slipping into a coma.

 

RE: Not quite rag on a stick or cranes yet

You're on the right tracks Oxford, anything I write that isn't funny, is written in code and rest assured, those with enigma machines are replying with 'ROFLMAO', 'LOL' and 'you're funnier then Gaz'.

Only in code and by e-mail.

You know when you've driven home and you can't for the life of you remember how you did it or recount the journey. That's what being at work is like for me, everyday.

The refresh button is my steering wheel.

 

RE: Not quite rag on a stick or cranes yet

You're on the right tracks Oxford, anything I write that isn't funny, is written in code and rest assured, those with enigma machines are replying with 'ROFLMAO', 'LOL' and 'you're funnier then Gaz'.

Only in code and by e-mail.

You know when you've driven home and you can't for the life of you remember how you did it or recount the journey. That's what being at work is like for me, everyday.

The refresh button is my steering wheel.

 

RE: Not quite rag on a stick or cranes yet

see I don't remember posting that.

 

RE: Not quite rag on a stick or cranes yet

I think you've summed it up perfectly.

I'll credit that with a 'funnier than Gaz' seal of approval.

I'm not using an emoticon though, I loathe them. Apart from this one due to it's randomness. (fishin)