P Niss has asked for a raise

<span style="color: blue; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">The Day the Penis asked for a Raise

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labour.
I work at great depths.
I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases. </span>
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#0000ff"><span style="color: blue; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Sincerely,

P. Niss</span></font></p>


<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#ff00ff"><span style="color: fuchsia; font-family: 'ComicSans MS'">The Response:</span></font> </p>


<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#ff00ff"><span style="color: fuchsia; font-family: 'ComicSans MS'">DearP Niss After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you
have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
You do not work 8 hours straight.
You fall asleep after brief work periods.
You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other
locations.
You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in
order to start working.
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.
You will retire well before you are 65.
You are unable to work double shifts.
You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed assigned task.
And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.

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sorry but i wont be able to give you a hand