Paddy and Murphy went out one day and each bought a pig. When they got home, Paddy turned to Murphy and said, "Murphy, how we gonna tell who owns which pig?" Murphy says, "Well Paddy, I'll cut one a ta' ears off my pig, and ten we can tell 'em apart." "Ah, tat'd be grand," says Paddy. This worked fine for a couple of weeks until Paddy stormed into the house. "Murphy," he said, "Your pig has chewed the ear off my pig. Now we got two pigs with one ear each. How we gonna tell who owns which pig?" "Well Paddy," said Murphy, "I'll cut ta other ear off my pig. Ten we'll av two pigs and only one of them will av one ear." "Ah, tat'd be grand," says Paddy. Again this worked OK until a couple of weeks later, when Paddy again stormed into the house. "Murphy," he said, "Your pig has chewed the other ear off my pig. Now we got two pigs with no ears! How we gonna tell who owns which pig?" "Ah, tis is serious," said Murphy, "I'll tell ya what I'll do. I'll cut ta tail off my pig, ten we'll av two pigs with no ears and only one with a tail." "Ah, tat'd be grand," says Paddy. Another couple of weeks went by and you guessed it, Paddy stormed into the house once more. "Murphy!" shouted Paddy, "Your pig has chewed the tail off my pig and now we got two pigs with no ears and no tails! How are we ever gonna tell 'em apart?" "Ah, fook it!" says Murphy, "How about you have the black one, and I'll have the white one?"
i find this joke offensive and racist towards our irish cousins and you are branding them all as thick. quite frankly this is disgusting hope this helps
And reading these responses is one of the main reasons i hardly ever post on here anymore!!! FFS! get a fookin grip and more importantly, a sense of humour you sensible cnuts!!......................I found the joke funny BTW, good try in trying to bring humour to this tired board!!
Paddy and Murphy are walking along a beach when they see a cave. They decide to go and have a look around. Paddy says to Murphy " Its dark in here ain't it?" Murphy turns to him and says " I don't know, I can't see"
Ah the good old 'indignation by proxy'..... Unless you are Irish, who are you to take offence? Some of the best (worst??) jokes about disabled I have heard were from disabled people themselves (I used to assess/teach diabled people to drive) If I had made them I would have been pilloried by people like you. As someone has already said in this thread - get a life! Someone, somewhere will take offence at anything. it is only offensive if it is intended to be so. Ignore the above if, as usual you were being a) ironic or b) in your specialist WUM mode Hope this helps!
Re: Ah the good old 'indignation by proxy'..... it was a bit of a & b Mr T Tyke...well spotted...... a lot of these wallies don't get my truly excellent form of humour. smashing
Re: Ah the good old 'indignation by proxy'..... I suspected as much. Keep up the good work, your posts enliven the BB no end.
