....and says, "A pound of roof nails please." Assistant says, "How long do you want them?" Paddy says, "I want to keep em." Boo! Racist!
He then takes the nails back and gives them to the young lad to put in while he and his mate go for a pint.</p> before they go Paddy shows the young lad how to put em in.</p> "right what ya do is ya put the point to the bottom and hit the flat side in with the hammer....we're off to the pub.</p> On his return he sees loads of nails in the rubbish bin. "What do ya tink ya doing throwing all these nails away says paddy.</p> well says the lad "when I picked them up they had the point to the top and the flat side to the bottom"</p> "you idiot" says paddy,</p> .</p> .</p> .</p> .,</p> ,</p> , "I could have used them on the ceiling"</p>