ff Paddy the Irishman died in a fire and was burnt badly so the morgue needed someone to identify the body. His two best friends, Seamus and Sean were sent for. Seamus went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Seamus said "Yup, he's burnt pretty bad, roll him over" so the mortician rolled him over. Seamus looked and said "Nope, it ain't Paddy". The mortician thought that was rather strange so he bought Sean in to identify the body. Sean took a look and said "Yup, he's burnt real bad, roll him over" so the mortician did so. Sean looked and said "Nope, it's not Paddy". The mortician was puzzled and asked "How can you tell"? Sean said "Well, Paddy had two arseholes" "What, he had two arseholes"??? said the mortician. "Yup, everyone knew he had two arseholes. Every time we went into town together folks would say "Here comes Paddy with the two arseholes"!!!
