Papaya.

I've just eaten a fresh papaya for the first time in my life.

Whilst it tasted quite nice and fresh, and the seeds offered a nice texture and peppery aftertaste, the smell of the thing was just incredibly bad - is this normal? It smelled like sour milk/vomit.

Is it meant to smell like this, or do I have a bad case of the squits on the way?

 

Hopefully you'll have a rectal prolapse then you can gleep away to your heart's content. Gleep.

 

That is sick as ****.

 

gerroff thi hi hoss.

 

Like I said, it did taste quite nice - just smelled terrible.

Extremely Northern - what on Earth is a gleep? Is it the substance that leaks out of you after eating a bad papaya? Gosh, I sure hope not.

 

It's you.

 

You like that pinball wizard you are.

 

My wrists are killing me.

 

Was think more fingers but then again you cant beat a bit of multi tasking.

 

Not on mi hi hoss old ****. The vision just made me feel sick.

 

leetweight

 

Just f.ck each other will yer? Kin ell.

 

Made me chuckle an all like.

 

I'm meeting Keith in April - how many full length body shots of you are you going to want him to see ?

 

Whose April is it there gert?

 

You dirty boy.

 

Already had dinner with him once mate, got enough in the **** bank for a while yet.

 

I'll tell him you're not bothered anymore then.

"Ni mind him Keith, let's us have a talk..."