Passed my NEBOSH Diploma with credit

and Windy called me a numpty !

 

So you got all the round blocks in the round holes and square pegs in the square ones ? Well done. What's next ? cycling proficiency ?

 

get a job then ya fecking student

 

strange thing is i have been working for 31 years old boy and still doing so.
Hey Dirk hows Windy , he ran a long way dint he.

 

Dunno, why don't you send him a pic of an ugly bird with her tits out to cheer him up ?

 

Strange, I didn't know what NEBOSH was, so I googled it and the first entry was:

"10-day course, 99% pass rate. Next course in August"

So, thats a biggie then, a whole 10 days of study and then an almost guaranteed pass, very very hard exam that must be.

 

Better still i will pass my cycling exam and scour the country for him

he cant hide so well his heafs so big

 

Pity spelling and grammar aren't on the course.

 

'heafs'

You pillock.

 

Hey Dirk , found him cowering in the long grass at Darton , bit ironic

the police were cutting the grass though , they said all would be revealed in August.
nice bit of heel snapping Dirk but you got caught on the nose.

 

Well stop sending me PM's then

Asking if I know anything about him. </p>

I think you know where he lives, get yourself down there and ask your questions.</p>

 

Cant see the door for the grass x nt

 

hahahahahaha!

what a pillock!

 

is it not a typo

The same course but without the E & B

 

The Scarecrow on Wizard of Oz received a diploma for having no brain.

nt