Past present and future walked into a bar

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    It was tense
     
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    Did they get commatose?
     
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    Apparently when Present walked in, Past was already there but Future was late
     
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    would present already be there, past have already left and future not even bother to turn up ????
     
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    Dunno, but apart from those three there was also Perfect, who arrived some time ago and is still there, Imperfect, who arrived at the same time as Perfect but got cheesed off and left, Pluperfect, who arrived before Perfect and Imperfect and left before either of them arrived. Future Perfect is not there yet but I'm assured that once he arrives he will stay there, and Subjunctive can't decide whether to turn up or not.
     
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    Best post ever.
     
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    Then, Now and Soon?
     
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    Thank you, that's a great honour hee hee!
     

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