Patio heaters

Big mo'fo's like you get outside boozers - how much are they to hire ? Anyone in the game ? Anyone know where to get them ? B&Q can't help.

 

http://www.patioheaters4u.com/</p>

Might be a starting point</p>

'Cheapest in the Uk' - http://www.simplypatioheaters.co.uk/</p>

 

http://www.simplypatioheaters.co.uk/

I think they come with a free whale harpoon.

 

That's fine but where do I get the whale from ?

 

Chicago rock?

 

Cheers mate, might buy a couple actually looking at hire costs. </p>

Dirkstock 08 is on.</p>

 

The most accurate posting ever on the BBS.

 

Carbon Footprint Dirk

You might as well eat the first born of a peruvian tribesman

 

Yes I agree, they're perfect for barbeques and outdoor parties and they taste like chicken.

 

I had some hand reared free range chicken the other day

Tasted just like chicken.
I remember saying to my wife, it tastes just like fcking chicken

 

good point

I'll get 3.</p>

At this rate I'll nearly match 0.0000000000000000000000001% of China's output.</p>

 

Everything tastes like chicken

haven't you seen the Matrix ?

 

1 tip though, don't do what me and my housemate did when extremely drunk, and play the old 'who can press their hand against the heater for the longest' to try and look big and tough infront of girls.</p>

Rather hurts even when pissed, and even more so when you sober up and see the marks left.</p>

Students eh?!</p>

 

Chimnea's

much better idea. I can keep as warm as toast for an hour just burning final demands and CCJ's.

If I need to stay out a bit longer and get REALLY pissed I can burn the kids clothes and shoes.

 

http://www.hotukdeals.com/search?action=search&keywords=patio+heater

Ave 'it.

 

And a New York hammock too

It's for a party in November, having that.