If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you on a plane or train, follow these instructions: 1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case. 2. Remove your laptop. 3. Start up 4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you, can see the screen. 5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky. 7. Then hit this link. http://tinyurl.com/e8efm Or, maybe not The usual disclaimers apply
