Just got back to my office pc to find a giant **** and balls drawn on my monitor, in what appears to be drywipe marker pen. Any ideas?
Does it look like a stencil-type effort?</p> If so, you can identify the culprit by dropping the kecks of all your male colleagues and inspecting them in turn. Or any birds that look a bit suspicious.</p>
Mmm. I'd suggest you logoff & restart your machine. If it's still there - call your IT desk. Sorry I can't be of more assitance at this difficult time.
"parabolic spunk foutain" Is that a bed with short legs made from spoff & steroids? Or summat. Shuddup thee.
UPDATE!!! Just been talking to the cleaner, who openly admitted to being the culprit. She said it was a protest at the half full cups of coffee I have been deposting in the bins. Also she mentioned something about overhearing me saying that she had sausage tits to one of the shopfloor lads. Think it was more to do with the coffee cups tho'....
RE: UPDATE!!! So clearly now it's time to plan your revenge. Perhaps a 70 foot quim mural on the side of her end terraced in full technicolour in the style of a Northern Ireland sectarian painting?
Very elaborate.. but far too mucg time needed to execute such a cunning plan. Think I will keep it simple. I plan to make a doppleganger of aforesaid mentioned phallus on a piece of A4 paper and stick it to her hairy back. Oh and maybe add the words 'Mrs **** & balls' to it for good measure. Either that or 'miss' the toilet with a turd. What do you think?
RE: Very elaborate.. I like the poo idea. Like a kind of dirty protest. Perhaps you could wear gloves and smear the poo into a **** and ball mural on the toilet wall, thus forcing her to clean up her own artwork.
Muraltastic! Already a bogey mural/protest in place though. What about stuffing the bog with loo roll, then 'laying' a 'brown egg' in the 'andrex nest' trick? Picture the scene, old sausage tits grappling a turd with the help of her evil alter ego, Mrs **** and balls! Sure I can remember a similar scene on Terry and June....
