Eldest granddaughter on phone to grandma. Her younger sister was sent to bed early last night. For being a mare. When mummy took the older one up later. Youngest had managed to open a bottle of kids play glitter. All over her face and hair. She’s then telling grandma the youngest told her mummy to look at her poo. (She'd eaten some glitter) I don’t need to go any further. As the mind just runs riot.